Random Pokemon Generator TAG

Oct 19, 20147 min read

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Published: Oct 19, 2014

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this looked hella cute so yeah

tagged by the lovely mango, BloodLustingCreature

Pokemon randomiser: randompokemon.com

Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question
4) Tag one person when you're finished

extra). This is you

Poliwrath

damn son I look hella buff and... have no obvious... genitals
this is flare. obviously. Not a FLAREON OR ANYTHING SOBS

1). This Pokemon is your best friend

Leavanny

what the heck my bestie is so pretty and elegant in comparison to me, they're probably just hanging with me so they look better damn

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2). This Pokemon is your boss, who you need to impress for a promotion

Meowstic

I can imagine this coldhearted cat thing giving me the most LEVEL stare as it docks my pay, I swear to god

3). This Pokemon is your partner in a science project

Raticate

This is like an automatic fail in the class, this rat is just gonna chew on EVERYTHING. Well at least you have arms... I just realized if I had like a Serperior or Dratini, I'd be even more screwed

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4). This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you

Treecko
Treecko

kID GO HOME, I DID NOTHING TO YOU
Aside from never choose you as a starter for Ruby/Sapphire
And this will happen again in ORAS I promise :33333

5). This Pokemon is your boyfriend

Leavanny

eXCUSE ME ARE YOU THE SAME SHITTER THATS MY BEST FRIEND??? OR ARE YOU A DIFFERENT POKEMON FROM MY BESTIE
EITHER WAY, I CLEARLY HAVE A LEAVANNY FETISH OR SOME SHIT GOING ON

6). This Pokemon is your ex

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Poliwrath

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE WHAT THE HELL
I DATED MY EXACT SPECIES AND THEN DATED MY BEST FRIEND'S SPECIES??? I must be stopped

7). This Pokemon stalks you at every waking moment

Leavanny

I'm really scared right now, is this for real
My boyfriend and/or my best friend is also my stalker what the fuck

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8). This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake

Gible
Gible

... you can have it, clearly I'm being watched, maybe the cheesecake was like poisoned or something

9). This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night

Giratina

how did you fIT
Maybe you ARE my bed?? okay

10). This Pokemon punched your mom

Palkia
Palkia

cHILL

IS THIS BECAUSE OF GIRATINA
wait is Giratina my mom, that's rad as hell

11). This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes

Magikarp

Real talk
You need help, not just shoes

12). This Pokemon died by your hands

Sceptile

YoooOOOO WAIT WE CAME FULL CIRCLE
THIS IS WHY LITTLE TREECKO WANTS TO KILL ME
BECAUSE ITS LAME ASS EVO DIED BY MY HANDS //good job me

13). This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life

Dragalge

What's the difference between a best friend and a loyal companion? Do not care, this is bADASS
FINALLY SOMETHING COOL

14). This Pokemon is your loving pet
Salamence

I have cool companion/pets damn son

15). This Pokemon is your dentist

Rayquaza

nO

16). This Pokemon is what you dream about every day

Cofagrigus

Yeah I'd be dreaming of getting kiLLED EVERY NIGHT CONSIDERING ALL THE SHIT GOING ON TOO

17). This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your house

Drapion
Drapion

BACKS AWAY HELLA SLOWLY HOLY SHIT I WOULD MOVE RIGHT BACK OUT BYE

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faunrii

Oct 22, 2014

_{Real talk, I fucking died reading this
Like shit, man
I've seen a couple of these going around, BUT THIS ONE
THIS ONE WAS THE BEST SO FAR OMG}

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